If you don’t already know about Frito and Chicho, it’s a long story. A long, ridiculously cool story. Production of The Frito and Chicho Audio Recorded Experience Time of a Lifetime is underway. This hefty undertaking (following last year’s seventy-page The Semi-Comprehensive Guide to Frito and Chicho) is a live, audio adventure in a perky box set perfect for road trips and domestic loneliness. Estimated run time is 17 hours, and it has fake commercials and uh, fake songs that come on right when things get intense. For example, the you’ll just be finding out about Omnimovet, when suddenly Riley is singing a romantic duet with himself, then Chicho is dreaming about a huge, underground swimming pool, and then you’re hoping you never sign up for one of Dale Stroud’s clinical studies because he says Oprah and Paul Newman will visit you in the compound if you take his corn husk pills, then for some reason in chapter 9 there are runaway chefs baking pies in the forest, meanwhile, Frito is trying to reason with a virtual dancing giraffe, Ryosuke is exploring an abandoned air craft carrier, and you can build a better bod at Cry of the Eagle gym. Join today! Coming Soon: FritoandChicho.com.
Please note: The Frito and Chicho Audio Recorded Experience Time of a Lifetime is coming in January. If you want it for Christmas, save on shipping by preordering, not buying here. To preorder, email Riley at riley@fritoandchicho.com and say, "I want to preorder the FaCAREToaL." You don't pay until the box set actually arrives.